Driving Instructor Quotes

I didn't pass my driving test till I was 38!

On My First Driving Lesson “First things first: A car has five gears. What is that smell?…Okay, first thing before that first thing: Farting in a car that’s not moving makes you an asshole.

I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.

Learn to drive?" "Never," said Quentin. "My mission in life is to be a passenger.

Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.

I had to take driving lessons in New York, which were really weird because it's not the safest thing in the world.

Failing my driving test first time; that was a disappointment on a geological scale.

I learned when I was a student in Connecticut. I had an Italian-American teacher who gave me classes for a week, and then said, "Okay, you're ready." And I wasn't ready. I didn't know how to drive!. But he knew the policeman who gave the test. And that's how I got through.

I chose to wait to get my drivers license. Since I was working and I didn't have time, I got it like a week before my 18th birthday.

She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.

It once amused me that it took me three tries to pass my driver's test and that my driving instructor told my mother that I was the least talented person behind the wheel that she had ever taught.

My driving habits are so ingrained that the driving examiner would fail me in the first mile. That's provided he hadn't died of a heart attack by then.

Just because you have experience driving doesn't necessarily mean you have experience teaching how to drive.

I still don't know how to drive. I don't go anywhere, really. My brother drives me. I walk around my neighborhood but I don't go anywhere, nor do I want to.

I don't drive because I failed eight times and never got my license.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.