Fiona Apple Quotes

Learn to drive?" "Never," said Quentin. "My mission in life is to be a passenger.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

I didn't pass my driving test till I was 38!

Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.

I learned when I was a student in Connecticut. I had an Italian-American teacher who gave me classes for a week, and then said, "Okay, you're ready." And I wasn't ready. I didn't know how to drive!. But he knew the policeman who gave the test. And that's how I got through.

My driving habits are so ingrained that the driving examiner would fail me in the first mile. That's provided he hadn't died of a heart attack by then.

It once amused me that it took me three tries to pass my driver's test and that my driving instructor told my mother that I was the least talented person behind the wheel that she had ever taught.

I chose to wait to get my drivers license. Since I was working and I didn't have time, I got it like a week before my 18th birthday.

I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.

So how are you supposed to learn how to drive with this guy yapping at you? My brothers were the ones who got to practice. So when you have to get on the expressway, you're afraid. That's what I think. That's why I take back routes on two-lane highways.

Just driving I just was in a car on flat ground and I couldn't make it go. Having ticked driving and taken three driving lessons, I just was unable to produce any motion whatsoever under perfectly normal circumstances. I think we've all been busted on driving, and riding.

And I really wanted a driver's license. I was 43, had my learner's permit and had failed the test once already - but that was in Riverhead, on Long Island.

I had to take driving lessons in New York, which were really weird because it's not the safest thing in the world.

Learning to drive is a scary thing for a parent. I had to basically lie to get the keys when I was a kid.

I don't get to go out but an hour a day.

I regret not learning to drive when I was younger.

Failing my driving test first time; that was a disappointment on a geological scale.

My life is not unlike Truman's. I can't go anywhere.

My husband's a stunt man, and he dragged me to stunt driving school with him because I hate driving and he felt that it would help to make me feel more comfortable. And it did in certain ways, and in certain ways I'm still not.

Every single year, I tell myself I am going to drive. It never happens. I don't know how to drive. I am already 20. This needs to happen.

Just because you have experience driving doesn't necessarily mean you have experience teaching how to drive.

When I was learning to drive, I thought the big milestones were changing gear, changing lane, and three-point-turns.

I don't drive because I failed eight times and never got my license.

She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.

In Louisiana, you can drive when you're 15 - you could get your driving permit. I remember, during driver's ed, I fell asleep at the wheel one day. I was tired. The guy shook me and switched and said he was getting into the driver's seat. I didn't fail, so I guess you can fall asleep occasionally. It's Louisiana.