The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.
Dogs bark at a person whom they do not know.
Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)
You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.
Music induces nightingales to sing, pug dogs to yelp.
Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.
I just got a new dog, so I was worried that he'd hate the fireworks, and he did, but just because he's not a patriot, not because of the loud sounds. The loud sounds he's fine with - he just hates America.
Royce's eyes narrowed in discouragement at the thoght of having to sing to jenny. his deep bariton voice would surely bring every hound for miles to yap and nip at his heels.
