Nikki Glaser Quotes

No other date on the calendar more potently symbolizes all that our nation stands for than the Fourth of July.

The 4th of July combines the two things Americans love most in one day: alcohol and explosives.

Soldiers of the American Revolution fought that 18th century war with heavy muskets. In the early 20th century, we kids fought it every Fourth of July not only with exploding powder and shimmering flares, but with all of our senses.

Fourth of July. My birthday is July first, and my best friend's birthday is July fifth, so it's always been a favorite holiday. It's all about having a cooler full of sodas, hot dogs, and just hanging out and shooting off firecrackers, being low-key, watching the fireworks.

There are lots of emotions that go with the Fourth of July.

What to the Slave is the 4th of July.

Our small ears never had such a workout as on the Fourth of July, hearing not only our own bursting crackers but also those of our friends, and often the boom of homemade cannon shot off by daring boys of 16 years, ready to lose a hand if it blew up.

As a boy, I believed freedom for America meant freedom for me. There was a time I believed every word spoken.

America is the friend of all the liberties of the world. She is the guardian only of her own.

The United States is the only country with a known birthday. All the rest began, they know not when, and grew into power, they know not how. If there had been no Independence Day, England and America combined would not be so great as each actually is. There is no "Republican," no "Democrat," on the Fourth of July—all are Americans.

Our ancestors have always regarded independence as fundamental to the concept of a nation.

The moment I heard of America I loved her. The moment I knew she was fighting for freedom, I burnt with the desire of bleeding for her.

I grew up in New York City, and I've got wonderful memories of the Fourth of July fireworks.

The Fourth of July should be celebrated with big hearts.

[Independence Day] was a sweet, sweet job, because it was one of those big surprises.

No American worth his salt should go looking around for a root. I advance this in all modesty, as a not unreasonable opinion.

We don't celebrate dependence day on the Fourth of July. We celebrate Independence Day.

I thank God that I have lived to see my country independent and free. She may long enjoy her independence and freedom if she will. It depends on her virtue.

My job is not to represent the world. My job is to represent the United States of America.

One thing for certain you will not ever hear from me is praise for dictators and strongmen who have no love for America.

What [Donald] Trump is essentially saying is what has always been the case: America is the solution to the problems of the world. But to [Barack] Obama and Hillary [Clinton] and many on the left, America's the problem. America and its superpower status is the problem in the world.

Be proud to be a decent American rather than a wanker whipping up fear.

May our country be always successful, but whether successful or otherwise, always right.

God bless America. Let's try to save some of it.

We ought to get back to making America great again, which is what we're going to do. And we've already started the process.