I am not in any way a conspiracy theorist and have no time for such nonsense.
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
I'm not a playwright.
I have nothing to do with counting the votes.
I am an innocent man, but I don't want to indulge in any controversy.
I know nothing about Christianity, nothing about football, and I'm not a Republican.
I didn't do anything at the Queen, whom I admire.
A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend
I'm not a scientist or a mathematician.
I have absolutely no political ambitions.
Nevertheless, I have no political agenda whatsoever, even though some might think the contrary.
I'm not a Mensa member. I have no idea where that rumor came from. I never have been, and I doubt if I ever will be.
I'm not a writer, and I don't want there to be any mistake about that.
I do not represent any product or any collection.
I'm not a scientist.
All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.
Hey, a disclaimer about me: I’m rude.
I am not here to accuse the media of anything.
I don't give investment advice.
I never met Morrissey.
I didn't know Ian Smith myself!
Brother Jones is not my product, and I am not responsible for anything he writes or says.
I fully acknowledge that I am not a journalist.
But on the other hand, while disclaiming any change in my opinions, I desire equally to disclaim the representations of those opinions which have been put forward in some quarters.
First off, I'm not a scientist, and I make no apology for that.
