The key to transforming your look with a collar is ensuring that it looks as if it's part of the dress, so there shouldn't be any skin visible underneath.
Belts are only good for holding up your pants
The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo.
We like it to be realistic but not real, but I wear something I call the 'vag pad,' it's kind of a little triangular panty liner that you stick to you.
Zippers are primal and modern at the very same time. On the one hand, your zipper is primitive and reptilian, on the other, mechanical and slick. A zipper is where the Industrial Revolution meets the Cobra Cult.
In the first debate the bulges create the impression of a letter T with a small feature which appears similar to a wire under the jacket running upward from the right.
Here's your hat, and by the way, I'm a virgin
Vests are for more than just function - they are fashion.
The zipper displaces the button and a man lacks just that much time to think while dressing at dawn, a philosophical hour, and thus a melancholy hour.
For sure, my sneakers gotta match my jacket.
Folks, wear flags on your lapels. Put them on your hats. Get the expensive sticker put on the side of the camper, on the side of your Cadillac Eldorado.
Reacting to the Supreme Court's flag-burning decision, Texas v. Johnson:
I wish I had some stock in a scrunchie company.
The goal is to have a belt around my waist.
When low, use clothes to your benefit - wear something bright.
I love clothes, so when I wear clothes, they're usually somebody's. You know, I'm not wearing Kmart.
I had no occasion for an apron on that morning.