Body Part Quotes

LIMB, n. The branch of a tree or the leg of an American woman.

You want to know what I love most about myself? I'll tell you the truth: My clavicle. I think I have a nice clavicle.

I work out every body part twice a week, and that is what helps me stay in shape.

I'm reminded of the arm, and the body, and the appendage.

This is an exact replica of my chest.

I've got a big mole on my butt. It's true.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids

An inch in a man's nose is much.

Does somebody have an explanation why there's human flesh on the hall window upstairs?

My hands aren't even that big.

Anytime I am around a male body part it is kind of exiting.

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional.

I would say my best feature has to be my legs - they are 41.5 inches long!

The c**k isn't a muscle so it doesn't grow in relation to the shoulders, say, or the pectorals. You can't make it bigger through exercise, that's for sure.

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

I've been asked to sign a forehead.

Her only flair is in her nostrils.

YOU HAVE A VAAGGGIINNAAA!

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.

I have hardly any eyebrows.

Whenever two guys got together, you asked, 'What body part would you like to work?' In my case, it was the arm. Most guys wanted to feed me for that arm drag. We always believed in storytelling, so if I had the arm, the heel would get away for a moment - or heel his way away - and then I would get back to it.

I got a piece of a dead person's ligament in my body.

I don't have the best feet.

Pick one exercise a day, a different exercise each day of the week for a different body part. You're setting yourself up for success because you don't need to go to the gym, you don't need any equipment, you don't need anything.