Many people were grateful that President Johnson had not had hemorrhoid surgery.
The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids.
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids
Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. I’m counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give you a reason to be nasty, they don’t give you a reason to be in this lane.
I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware of it. You don't need a sign to tell anybody about it.
One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress
At 66, you're supposed to die or get hemorrhoids.
I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.
I was playing basketball, and I had hemorrhoids in high school.
