Baby Milestones Quotes

A baby's existence for the first three months is a one-way street. One person is doing all the work and the other is crying, sleeping and pooping. So the first moment when you're actually able to do something and they acknowledge your presence, that's a big deal. A very big deal.

Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.

I've learned that it's way harder to be a baby. Everything is a struggle for her. For instance, I haven't thrown up since the '90s and she's thrown up twice since we started this interview. Motherhood is cake compared to what it's like to be a baby.

Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.

I've never really understood the desire people have to quantify a baby. "He's X big and Y long," As if the baby is a fish you're not sure you're going to keep. Or some prize potato you're hoping will win a prize at the county fair.

Baby, everything is alright, uptight, out of sight.

My baby lives in shades of blue, blue eyes and jazz and attitude.

I hate babies. They're so human.

My best friend just had a baby, and she's my age. So I'm a godmom now, which is crazy.

My daughter Lily's the oldest, and by the time she was six months, we just had books of photos. Poor little Maeve, who's six months old now My mom hasn't met her yet, and last night she said, 'Show me some pictures!' I'm looking through my phone like, 'Well, I got a couple, but they're from two months ago'

When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat.

I like showing moms what it's really like having a baby, and how it's not Hollywood life.

Having a baby can be a scream.

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

There are days when I look at my news feed, and it seems like a social fabric of fun - a video of the first steps of my friends' baby! My nephew's prom date! On other days, it feels like a NASCAR vehicle, plastered with news stories, promoted posts, lame Live videos, and random content.

I've signed babies' arms. I wanted to pull a 'Ricky Bobby' and sign a baby's forehead.

I think the first time baby recognises me and smiles is going to be one of the most amazing times of my life, to be honest.