I'm not here to perform. I'm here to sign autographs. You have to wait till I come back with my own hand.
I have this routine where on Fridays I sign balls that need to be autographed. One time, after my fortieth or fiftieth ball, I looked over at my secretary and said, 'Who is Bob Stoops, anyway?'
One of the troubles with signings is that you are surrounded by children, and some of them have got colds.
I love book signings: kids waiting in line for you to scribble on their new books, haha!
I do a lot of meet-and-greets with the people, and I do 'sign shows' where I meet people and sign autographs.
Everyone queue up!' Malfoy roared to the crowd. 'Harry Potter's giving out signed photos!
No, I don't autograph blank slips, checks, or stickers, and certainly no books without me in them.
Hey, over here! Have your picture taken with a reclusive author! Today only, we'll throw in a free autograph! But wait, there's more!
At TNA, I like to promote the time that the doors open. And they open up an hour before showtime, and you have autographs and pictures from the time you come in the door.
