I can't stand people who try too hard.
'Worshipping in private,' as Obama does, comes off as just another form of annoying elitism.
People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.
I have more pet peeves than anybody: people talking in the movie theater, people eating in the movie theater loudly, people being rude, people making noise when you're supposed to be asleep, like drilling noises outside. I could be here all day.
A fool is only troublesome, a pedant insupportable.
A friend had commented once that Neal had a gift for making someone want to punch him just for saying hello.
We like annoying people. It's a Manchester thing. It's a trait. We just like pissing people off.
Children are much less annoying [than adults] and they never start trends.
This is New York, and there's no law against being annoying.
I'm not annoying in relationships! I'm great!
Technically, of course, he was right. Socially, he was annoying us.
The Baha'i celebrity, or the Belebrity, is a character actor with a big head playing an annoying creep on a TV show.
Sometimes Howard [Cosell] makes me wish I was a dog and he was a fireplug.
There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.
My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.
I can be really annoying, but I also feel like I'm a nice person.
I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.
I don't like Jay Hieron very much. He just bothers me, the way he talks, and he thinks very highly of himself.
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said 'cut it out'
--but I find her personality annoying. It's like being molested by a sleeping bag that speaks in Comic Sans with little love-hearts over the i's.
Whining is just unbecoming.
Aunt Mimi possessed a horror of silence, which she battled with endless chat. The Typhoid Mary of the Telephone started her calls at 6:30 each morning.
I sat next to a young woman on a plane once who bombarded me for five hours with how she had decided to be born again and so should I. I told her I was glad for her, but I hadn't used up being born the first time.
Bores: People who talk of themselves, when you are thinking only of yourself.
The worst gig story I have is from a club in Alabama that I think is still up and running, so I won't name the name of the club. We got hired in there to play, and the owner was pretty annoying. He kept coming up to me during the show and asking me to play 'Purple Rain.'
