The little dogs and all, Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart-see, they bark at me.
With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
When I was younger, I used to drive up to a bunch of turkeys, roll down the window and say something. They'd all gobble back at once.
I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"
Humans in space suits make monkeys nervous.
Beware as you get the octopus on board. Suddenly he relaxes his grasp, and shhots out a jet of ink, which smarts considerably.
She jerked away from me like a startled fawn might, if I had a startled fawn and it jerked away from me.
I also have two dogs, a Chihuahua and a Yorkshire terrier, so if they like him, that's a good sign.
Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!
When I lived in rural Oxfordshire, I was walking home across a field when I stroked a cow. The damn thing butted me in the orchestras.
My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"
Any dog, you put him in the corner, no matter if they're vicious or not, they're going to bite back.
It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr.
People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.
The Sun-Paul must consider only one thing: what is the relation of this or that external reaction of the animal to the phenomena of the external world?
