I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor.
I'll be 50 years old tomorrow and that means, among other things, that now Bob Dole can start telling jokes about me.
Old man with an old phone. That's never not funny.
It is so comic to hear oneself called old, even at ninety I suppose!
People have told me 'Betty, Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends...' .. At my age, if I wanted to keep in touch with old friends, I'd need a Ouija board
It's perfectly okay if you don't understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes, and you have to be 40 years old to get some of them.
Adults will not necessarily laugh at the same thing as their children.
I accidentally make innuendos all the time without even realising. I'm middle-aged, in that sense.
The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are.
I ain’t the only old woman looking. I’m just the only one honest enough to admit it. The others just hire the boy to cut their grass so they can sit at the window and drool.
