Gene Simmons Quotes

I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.

I don't mean to be funny.

I'm not much of a jokester.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.

I can be sarcastic.

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

Even on the most serious ballads, I'll throw in a tongue-in-cheek remark.

I don't mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it's a good one.

Sometimes you say things with a smile with the precise intention of making it clear that you are not being serious, and are only kidding. If I salute a friend with a smile and say, 'How are you, you old scoundrel!' clearly I don't really mean he's a scoundrel.

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.

I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.

I think I am less of a prankster and more of a jokester.

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

If possible, be funny.

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

You can make fun of everything.

I can be very dry and sarcastic.

Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.

I'm funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me.

I think that sometimes you do something that makes a small group of people laugh, which is all we were trying to do; we were just trying to make each other laugh.

People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops, and it's a sign of affection, truly. It's a true test of love and friendship: can you make a man laugh at himself? So what makes a good burn? Go after targets you love and respect. And hit 'em hard.

Raillery is a mode of speaking in favor of one's wit at the expense of one's better nature.

I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot!

Personally, I just tease people a lot.