Henny Youngman Quotes


You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.


Citations

Youngman, Henny. Henny Youngman's 500 All-Time Greatest One-Liners. Pinnacle Books, 1981.

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Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
  • Born: March 16, 1906
  • Died: February 24, 1998
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Henry "Henny" Youngman was an English-American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"; his best known one-liner being "Take my wife ... please".