Chris Rock Quotes

I ain't graduate high school.

I went through high school, but I didn't graduate.

I never finished high school. In fact, I hated going to school.

I never went to high school. I never really finished eighth grade. I was kicked out of seventh grade once and eighth grade twice. Mainly for not showing up and not doing it. Then I went to an alternative high school for part of what would have been ninth grade and part of what would have been 10th grade.

I didn't finish high school. I tried to as an adult, but with all this touring, I had to quit.

I left high school very early. I was 17. So I guess it wasn't that early, but I did not get a high school education.

I didn't graduate high school.

I pretty much bailed on high school. I mean, I graduated, but I wasn't even there for my own graduation.

After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.

My cheerleader part in 'Fired Up!' is really funny.

I was a high-school dropout; I was a loner.

I didn't even graduate from high school. I've never told anybody that before. I got my degree later, when I was in the army.

I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.'

I think I'm one of those guys who was sort of always in comedy. I thought of myself - and other people seemed to think of me - as funny from a very young age. I was a very young comedy nerd and I even did sketch comedy in high school and college. I wrote and shot sketches on video and acted in them.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

There's nothing funny the first time about telling a story about getting beat up and it makes you leave high school.

I didn't like school. I was pretty much daydreaming all the time. I would be in the back of the class writing down random stories and stuff that would have nothing to do with school. I only lasted two years in high school before I moved out to L.A.

I'm Joe Canada, who never went to high school. I've never even been to a football game.

My brother was an improviser. He's now a lobbyist, but he used to perform improv in the city when he was in high school, and one of the funniest guys I know to this day.

I saw myself as an outsider as a teen. I was home-schooled and got my G.E.D. when I was 16; I wasn't interested in high school at all and figured that college might be more entertaining.

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.

I'm not educated. I left school when I was 16, with no qualifications.

I was always silly in high school. I used to always get in trouble because I was laughing. I've always thought I was funny but never thought I could use it to make money. In 1996, I decided I was going to use my humor to get on TV to make money.

I definitely spent a lot of high school isolating myself because I didn't feel like I fit in. I learned how to be funny.

I stopped going to high school when I met Big Pun, which wasn't the smartest thing. So I never got my diploma. When I went to prison, it's mandatory to get your GED if you don't have a high school diploma.