Jay Leno Quotes


You know what Arnold Schwarzenegger and Meg Whitman have in common? They both got in trouble for stiffing the maid.


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Leno, Jay. Monologue. The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. NBC, May 2011.

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Before the 1968 election, President Johnson, and gotten the North Vietnam Communists to agree to Peace Talks with the U. S. and South Vietnam. Then Candidate Nixon thought that if the peace talks were ongoing and making progress, there would be more support for the Democrats and Nixon's opponent Hubert Humphrey. So Nixon secretly send a secret emissary to South Vietnamese President Nguyen Van Thieu telling him that he would not get a very good deal because President Nixon claimed that President Johnson was too eager to end the Vietnam war. He suggested that if Thieu boycotted the peace talks, then when Nixon was elected, he would guarantee a much better deal for South Vietnam and Thieu personally. President Thieu boycotted the peace talks and there could be no progress. However there is a Federal Law, the Logan Act, that makes it a felony for a private American citizen to conduct or interfere with foreign policy or negotiations with a foreign government. President Johnson found out about Nixon's sabotage of the Peace Talks, called Nixon (see {583263}) and threatened him with prosecution if he interfered further. LBJ had decided that with the left wing at odds with the U. S. Government over the Vietnam war, a prosecution of Nixon would cause the Right Wing to challenge the government also and the country didn't need further polarization. He would do that only if Nixon did not heed the President's warning. But when Nixon won the election and became President, he was terribly anxious that his pre-election crimes would be made public, and spent much of his time and staff effort trying to find out who knew about his politically self-serving felony and who might make his crime public.


Clinton later admitted to fallatio, claimed he was referring to sexual intercourse, and apologized for misleading the American people.


During the 1988 presidential campaign, Senator Gary Hart of Colorado was accused of womanizing. Reporters from The Miami Herald staked out Hart's Washington DC townhouse and determined that a young woman spent Friday night and Saturday with him while his wife was in Denver. Confronted with the story, Hart's campaign manager said:. Shortly after this statement was made, Hart withdrew from the race. The story was true.


In 1963 Great Britain was rocked by the Profumo affair where the Defense Minister and a Russian officer were sharing the same mistress.


Jay Leno
Jay Leno
  • Born: April 28, 1950
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Host, Comedian, Writer

James Douglas Muir Leno is an American television host, comedian, and writer. After doing stand-up comedy for years, he became the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992 to 2009. Beginning in September 2009, Leno started a primetime talk show, titled The Jay Leno Show, which aired weeknights at 10:00pm ET, also on NBC. After The Jay Leno Show was canceled in January 2010 amid a host controversy, Leno returned to host The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on March 1, 2010. He hosted his last episode of The Tonight Show on February 6, 2014. That year, he was inducted into the Television Hall of Fame. Since 2014, Leno has hosted Jay Leno's Garage.