Joan Rivers Quotes

I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it.

I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got a little money along with it.

No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.

Marrying for money is not a good idea at any time, but it is particualrly stupid for really rich people to do it.

Never marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

It is not the creation of wealth that is wrong, but the love of money for its own sake.

Thanks to my father, I didn't have to face the tough side of life. Probably that's why I always chose love over money.

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.

Where does it stop? You get offered money for your wedding, then for your kids, new houses, holidays... We earn enough from football and sponsorships, why do you need any more?

I could never fall in love just for money. I like my co-stars, and they are a bunch of good-looking men. But I've dated an actor. My dream man has to be a lot more than just good looking and rich!

Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love. The poor know that it is money.

I love my wife. She had money when I didn't.

Sooner or later, we sell out for money.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The American Dream is really money.

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.

If there's no money in poetry, neither is there poetry in money.

My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'

I have money, fame, a happy wife, our daughter Nell.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Love is cheap. You can buy it anywhere. Lives are cheap. It's money that's dear. You have to work days and sit up nights thinking how to make money.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

I like money, but it's never been about the money.

The only thing I like about rich people is their money.