Thierry Henry Quotes

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

I'm superstitious... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious.

Everything can be satirized.

As you know it is a comedy so everything is a little bit pushed. That's what's funny about this kind of movie is you can laugh about the absurdity, and the bad side of life.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

Satire works best when it hews close to the line between the outlandish and the possible - and as that line continues to grow thinner, the satirist's task becomes ever more difficult.

I'm ridiculous, I'm ludicrous.

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.

Mike Judge is my Jonathan Swift, and I say that because I don't know any other satirists. But the problem with satire is that it's so easily misinterpreted.

In a satire, you need foolishness.

I've been told I looked like I swallowed an elephant or a pig, whichever was more fitting that day.

It's a challenge to do satire when the thing you're satirizing is almost beyond satire, but I think that's a challenge for everybody.

Whatever Brett Favre does, it's a sign of the apocalypse.

If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don't keep her in the living room.

I haven't laughed so much over anything since the hogs ate my kid brother.

They used to have a fish on the menu that was smoked, grilled and peppered They did everything to this fish but pistol-whip it and dress it in Bermuda shorts.

Comedy aims at representing men as worse, Tragedy as better than in actual life.

If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up.

Make this man a saint now, OK?

We have to be a little cautious about not trying to kill a gnat with an atom bomb. The performances are so utterly absurd regarding the "post-truth" moment that the proper response might best be ridicule.

My friend asked me I ever swam with dolphins. I was like, 'Yeah, of course. What distance are we talking about from the dolphins? Because the last time I was in the ocean, I'm pretty sure I swam with most of them.'

Probably? So you're asking me to trust my life to steel wool and peanut butter?" "Poisoned peanut butter." "Cal, I don't care if it's nuclear peanut butter.

If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you're on the toilet.

Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

Since someone ate crabs, others must have eaten spiders as well. However, they were not tasty. So afterwards, people stopped eating them. These people also deserve our heartfelt gratitude.