Tom Lenk Quotes

I feel uncomfortable in anything tight or body-con.

Whenever I wear things that feel too tight or dig in that's always a clear understanding that I'm not going to feel good that day.

It would be nice to really shed the corsets.

I think one of the most humiliating moments of my life was putting on spandex, personally. It's always nice when four women pull you into spandex when you're in jockey shorts. Yeah.

My favourite word? I think, delicious, because it sounds so delicious. You say it, and you just wanna eat a chocolate bar.

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

Women's fashion is a subtle form of bondage. It's men's way of binding them. We put them in these tight, high-heeled shoes, we make them wear these tight clothes and we say they look sexy. But they're actually tied up.

I remember, when I was a kid, watching my mother jam herself into her girdle - a piece of equipment so rigid it could stand up on its own - and I remember her coming home from fancy parties and racing upstairs to extricate herself from its cruel iron grip.

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

I hate wearing anything tight. A corset is my idea of torture.

Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.

One of the great things about Ben & Jerry's for me is that not only is it delicious, but I get it for free.

Long skirts are annoying; they get in the way.

There's a reason hobble skirts are called hobble skirts. You literally can't move very far in them.

I was not created to be occupied by eating delicious foods like tied up cattle.

Something that's very painful for me is when people wear pants that are too short.

It doesn't feel good when you have to struggle to get your pants on.

Oh yeah, I don't eat a lot of candy on tour. When I get home, man, I love candy. Oh, man, and ice cream. I can't eat it on tour because of the sugar and my throat.

I hate Spanx.

I can't eat bread, anything fried, or even drink a beer.

It's hard to fight in high heels or even jeans that are too tight. You can't kick in skinny, skinny jeans.

Don't put on something so tight thinking, 'Oh, I can wear this for four hours.' Don't do that to yourself!

Men have to be freed from the tortures of heavy clothing that covers everything but the face and hands.

The most uncomfortable costumes have been when you've had to wear a corset.

The worst thing for me is to not taste what I'm eating, to not know what I'm eating. It upsets me to no avail.