I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.
I still eat a burger at a counter with ketchup dripping down my face.
When I was 5, I did a commercial for Whirlpool sitting on a tree stump eating a popsicle that dripped all over my clothes.
If I had a hotdog in my hand, he would've had tomato ketchup on his face.
Smacking or chewing really loud and obnoxiously at dinner is a no-no. You know, if we're eating tacos, and I know we gotta use our hands, but if it gets all over your face, it's not sexy to me. That's not a good look.
Fondue is not a good date food. You end up with cheese dripping down your face.
It's disgusting eating over a keyboard.
Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ...Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
I've never been a pizza eater. I don't like to hold it and fold it and always burn the roof of my mouth. I hate having greasy fingers.
You can't really indulge in anything when you're wearing a unitard. No bread, no beer, no anything delicious.
I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.
