W. C. Fields Quotes

I don't cheat.

You shall not steal, nor deal falsely, nor lie to one another.

I am not a cheater.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

You cannot con an honest man.

Since in the long run deception is likely to be found out, your character had better not only seem good, but be it.

The greatest truth is honesty, and the greatest falsehood is dishonesty.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

Honesty is for the most part less profitable than dishonesty.

I like honesty and fair play.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

Never lie, never cheat, never steal.

No matter what you do, be honest. That sticks out in Washington.

Truth is always in harmony with herself, and is not concerned chiefly to reveal the justice that may consist with wrong-doing.

There are few reasons for telling the truth, but for lying the number is infinite.

A hero must be honorable, must have honor. And you can't have honor if you're a liar. There is no honor in lying.

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

We never deceive people to benefit them, for knavery is a compound of wickedness and falsehood.

You can always cheat an honest man, but it takes more work.

Honesty's the best policy.

He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.

Never lie under any circumstances.

Honesty is largely a matter of information, of knowing that dishonesty is a mistake. Principle is not as powerful in keeping people straight as a policeman.

People do peculiar things in life and they do for whatever reason but I think one of the greatest crimes in life is when you lie.

Honesty is always the best policy.