Jim Gaffigan Quotes

This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball.

You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.

I've always been the only girl in those environments. It's comfortable for me - I prefer it, actually.

I was a really avid bowler when I was a teenager. I had about a 210-220 average. I had blisters on my fingers.

Bowling, I like bowling. I've been getting into this bowling thing. It's kinda fun.

Bowling really was a big American sport in the '50s, '60s, and '70s, and then it kind of died off in the '80s.

I'm a great bowler. I was in a couple of leagues as a kid.

I vividly remember bowling 20 + games a day, 2 or 3 times a week.

It just so happens that some of the things I like are feminine.

I started bowling when I was 14, my freshman year in high school.

I've said this a lot - I'm afraid to have girls! I've worked with kids before, and I just relate to boys better. I like their competitiveness and aggression: that's more my style. I'm still dead set on doing whatever I can to make sure I only have boys!

There are tons of women's perfumes that I've smelt and been like, 'I love that. I would totally wear that,' and lots of women smell a lot of men's cologne and think the same thing about that. I think there should be no reason to put gender on it.

I am a rhythmic bowler.

I go bowling, but I'm not very good!

I get along better with men.

Bowling at Steve Smith in his form is difficult and you have to make sure you take all your chances.

I have put in a lot of work on my bowling.

It hasn't been a conscious thing, like, 'I don't want to listen to a bunch of dudes,' but I genuinely like music by women better.

Outside of basketball, I really love to bowl.

I've been bowling for so long, and I really, really enjoy it.

I am actually learning to enjoy bowling, and I never thought I'd say that. I didn't enjoy it in the past because it hurt. It hurt my back or my ankle.

I do like to go bowling a lot.

I am now bowling 135 clicks at times, and yeah, it's good.

I've always been a big guy. I weighed 220 pounds in the 5th grade.

I always loved bowling.