Patricia Briggs Quotes

You know, it's such an insult to actual martial artists that I say that I do martial arts.

Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh.

Humor is hostility.

So, your dad's hot." "Thanks. He was that way when I met him, so I can't really take credit.

You should be thankful that dark colors suit you. Not everyone wears black well." "Why, Lady Olivia, is that a compliment?" "Not so much as a compliment to you as an insult to everyone else," she assured him. "Thanks heaven for that. I don't think I would know how to conduct myself in a world in which you offered compliments.

I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.

If you tell me I'm sensible in addition to normal and wise, I'm going to punch you in the stomach.

Your timing is amazing," Kami told him. "By which I mean, I am amazed by it.

No, thanks," said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said.

Why, I’m just as true and honest as dirt. And I’m even more charming than dirt.

A dancer on break approached him. She smiled. Each tooth was angled in a different direction, as if her mouth were the masterwork of a mad orthodontist. "Hi," she said. "Hi." "You're really cute." "I don't have any money." She spun and walked away. Ah, romance.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

Your wit is always such a delight, Mr. Zeklos. I can barely contain myself around it.

Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.

If nothing else, I'm a decent quote.

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes.

It's nice, this. The canal." He looks at me. "You." "I'll bet you say that to all the canals.

The Doctor: I've seen bigger. Clara: Really? The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive!

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"

I have my standards. They're low, but I have them.

I've gotten really hot since you went blind.

I am alive and well and unconcerned about the rumors of my death. But if I were dead, I would be the last to know.

Some one called Sir Richard Steele the "vilest of mankind," and he retorted with proud humility, "It would be a glorious world if I were.

What would we do without irony? Check out your own daily reliance on it, the foul-weather friend who's there for you when nothing else is.

My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.