Ozzy Osbourne Quotes

Nobody ever commits a crime without doing something stupid.

I would take anything I love and throw it off the highest cliff you ever saw and not wait to hear it bounce.

Senseless violence is a prerogative of youth, which has much energy but little talent for the constructive.

I have a lot of real life experience with hustling and doing stupid stuff.

What is to be done with people who can't read a Sunday paper without messing it all up?... Show me a Sunday paper which has been left in a condition fit only for kite flying, and I will show you an antisocial and dangerous character who has left it that way.

It's not that I don't know that it's a bad idea. It's that, lately, bad ideas have a particular hold over me.

Do every stupid thing that makes you feel alive.

You just wait. I'll sin 'til I blow up!

Clever girl. You play with fire because you want to be burnt.

Error is ever the sequence of haste.

Early in life she had discovered the important truth that nothing looks so like innocence as an indiscretion; and by a series of reckless escapades, half of them quite harmless, she had acquired all the privileges of a personality.

Sometimes, I'd take shots without aiming, just to see what happened. I'd rush into crowds - bang! bang! ... It must be close to what a fighter feels after jabbing and circling and getting hit, when suddenly there's an opening, and bang! Right on the button. It's a fantastic feeling.

The thing about plummetting downhill at fifty miles an hour on a snack platter - if you realize it's a bad idea when you're halfway down, it's too late.

That stupid people are more violent is a fact independent of skin color.

Broadly speaking, we are in the middle of a race between human skill as a means and human folly as an end.

Vice is basically the love of failure.

To be rash is to be bold without shame and without skill.

I've stabbed two people with a fork today. What's wrong with me?

A very poor kid came up to me after a talk and said 'I want to go blow up a factory.' I asked how old he was and he said 17. I said 'have you ever had sex?' He said 'no.' I said 'just remember if you get caught you aren't going to have sex for twenty years at least.' That's not saying that one person having sex is worth the salmon. I'm not saying it's a reason not to act, I'm saying don't be stupid.

One of the most dangerous things that can happen to a child is to kill or torture an animal and get away with it.

I'm all for rational enjoyment, and so forth, but I think a fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan

I dove into the craziness and did things that maybe I would think twice about when I get older.

Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off. Have a glass of wine, watch some television, and go to bed early." -Ranger

Vee never needed a reason to do something stupid. Sad thing was, most of the time I didn't either.

The young women who attract so much attention never change: They are all stupid. They have at best only the crudest notions of their own power, and never calculate motives or consequences. Giving a young woman a young woman's body makes as much sense as giving ten teenagers Lamborghinis and telling them to drive in figure 8s around a parking lot.