Joan Rivers Quotes

I thought that plastic surgery was easy, but it is really serious and is not something you want to mess around with.

I've had a lot of plastic surgery, and I'm completely honest about it.

I was operated on facially so much when I was young, and I had massive amounts of stitches.

Life is for the living. I was a little scared before surgery 'cause of the release you sign that says there's always a very small percent chance that you'll die during the operation.

I'm having surgery today to have my face cleaned up. But it will take some fancy stitching to make me all beautiful again!

When on the show it is mostly reconstructions that I work on, but locally and on a day-to-day basis it is rhinoplasties. I also get a lot of people coming to me about upper eyelid lifts, too.

I'm very lucky in that I have a good cosmetic surgeon.

The scar on my eye is a result of the doctor's sewing up my face. It was 450 stitches and plastic surgery.

I can always tell when people have had plastic surgery.

Plastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room.

My thinking about plastic surgery is this. I haven't had it, but never say never. Because when you do, you are definitely going to go there.

I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

I didn't have to undergo reconstructive surgery.

Michael, if he wants an operation on his nose, plastic surgery, hey, he can do it. It's his right.

I've had a tummy tuck - we all know that.

I had operations up until I was 18, then revision on my scars to put back my eyebrows. So I've had a lot of what is called plastic surgery. And I have huge, huge respect for what that is.

I chose a specialty in plastic and reconstructive surgery because it's very rewarding to watch someone with broken bones or bad scars return to normal.

We show some more complicated cases. We show problems with fillers that were injected into the nose and the complications that caused. We show dog bites to the nose and the face and the reconstruction. There are some interesting stories, but they're more of learning lessons.

There's not a part of me, apart from the soles of my feet, which has not had work done.

Well, the Brazilian butt lifts are dangerous.

The only person in the world who could knock me out is my anaesthetist.

Our life is two fold Sleep hath its own world, A boundary between the things misnamed Death and existence Sleep hath its own world, And a wide realm of wild reality.

But think that we Are but turned aside to sleep.

Cosmetic surgery processes the bodies of woman-made women, who make up the vast majority of its patient pool, into man-made women.

Always wake up with a smile on your face, because a lot of people who went to sleep last night are not with us this morning.