Patricia Heaton Quotes

Beauty lasts five minutes. Maybe longer if you have a good plastic surgeon.

I don't think I would ever have plastic surgery; there isn't anything I'd want to change.

There's not a part of me, apart from the soles of my feet, which has not had work done.

I've had a lot of plastic surgery, and I'm completely honest about it.

We're all getting plastic surgery. Come on, this is the game here, and HDTV exaggerates all the features. Yeah, I'm proud of it, because we're all doing it. Nobody's talking about it.

I don't happen to approve of plastic surgery. I think God put plastic surgeons on this earth for good reasons - people get burned or people might have a nose like Pinocchio and that has to be fixed. But to just chop yourself up to look a few years younger? You could come out looking like a Picasso picture.

It's tricky to say 'never,' but I will never have plastic surgery.

I wouldn't consider cosmetic surgery.

Just about everyone is quick to judge plastic surgery, especially on a man. We've all seen people who end up looking a little scary.

I jog every day, but I haven't had plastic surgery - though that's not to say if one day I look in the mirror and go 'Ugh!' I won't have something done.

I see women in their 30s getting plastic surgery, pulling this up and tucking that back. It's like a slippery slope - once you start you pull one thing one way and then you think, 'Oh my God, I've got to do the other side.'

What we do to ourselves to look a certain way is crazy.

I worry about how accessible cosmetic surgery has become. Of course, if it has genuinely helped people, and their confidence has grown as a result; who am I to form an opinion?

Of course, every time someone does a story on plastic surgery, my name will be dragged up. I've made it safe for other people to have plastic surgery. It's no longer a bad word.

If you choose to be Frankenstein with Botox and plastic surgery, you've bought your own private mask.

I just think that I'll never have plastic surgery if I'm not in front of the camera. If you make your living selling this thing, which is the way you look, then maybe you do it. But trust me, the minute I'm directing or producing and not starring, I would never even think of it.

I find it interesting that 16-year-olds are having plastic surgery. People in their 40s used to think, 'I'm aging, I have to do something about it.' Now children are deciding they don't like the way they look.

Plastic surgery is a postmodern veil.

I really don't think plastic surgery is a good idea. People who've had it done don't look younger or better, they just look like they've had plastic surgery.

In Hollywood, no one is happy with who they are. When they're young, they want to look older. When they're older, they're getting botox shot in their face to look younger.

You know, let's put it this way, if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery, if they went on vacation, there wouldn't be a person left in town.

Breast implants gross me out. I don't think they're attractive at all.

If somebody wants to have plastic surgery, more power to them. I think there's a point where you go overboard.

I had a friend who was a plastic surgeon, so he would do little things. I never had, like, a full thing. So I would go in maybe once every two or three years, and he'd do a little here, a little there; tweak you, like you tweak your car. Then I became the plastic surgery poster girl.

I would love a nose job, but I'm scared. I would do just about anything to maintain myself.