Alexander Pope Quotes

I like witty people, people who can be witty on the spot.

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.

Your wit makes others witty.

Wit and humor do not reside in slow minds.

Good wits will jump.

If you can be funny, it means you're intelligent. Your brain is working fast.

A good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation.

For my own part I think no innocent species of wit or pleasantry should be suppressed: and that a good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation.

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

I'm not a person who can spontaneously say funny things.

I like men with quick wit, good conversation and a great sense of humour. I love banter. I want a man to like me for me - I want him to be authentic.

I always think of the good comebacks on the car ride home.

I'm definitely quick-witted, and I can hang with the guys.

I can't stop my comedic voice.

My lines are witty in nature and I love to be surrounded by people who are witty.

I enjoy taking people on on Twitter, because often I'm cleverer and funnier.

The kick [of comedy] is to think quickly. It's a great kick.

What's possible?” - she asked “Anything,” he said absently. “But that’s not what I was talking about. Oh, hello, Claire. You’re in good time. I need an extra pair of hands.” “As long as I keep them attached,” she said, which earned her a startled stare. “The things you say to me, you’d think I was some sort of monster.” -- Myrnin and Claire

Wit saves us from being swallowed whole by life.

Wit is a form of force that leaves the limbs at rest.

Wit is an unexpected explosion of thought.

"Self-taught, are you?" Julian Castle asked Newt. "Isn't everybody?" Newt inquired. "Very good answer." Castle was respectful.

One cannot say he wanted wit, but rather that he was frugal of it.

After wisdom comes wit.

I call my lawyer and say, 'Can I ask you two questions?' He says, 'What's the second question?'