Benny Hill Quotes

But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!

Why should I limit myself to only one woman when I can have as many women as I want?

Whenever I was with a woman, I always sort of want another one. So there was always another one. I can't explain this.

Eaton has just married his mistress—and the mistress of eleven dozen others!

Human beings have neither kindness, nor faith, nor charity beyond what serves to increase the pleasure of the moment.

According to Life & Style, Lance Armstrong was seen canoodling with fitness model Kim Strother, and the night before, he was with Ashley Olsen. He's going from bar to bar picking up women - how does he get them home? Does he put them on the handlebars, or does he have a banana seat?

Most men find it difficult to remain true to a single woman, but relatively easy to be true to three or four at the same time.

You must be aware that most men (and also not only a few women) are by nature not monogamous. This nature makes itself even more forceful when tradition and circumstance stand in an individual's way.

I was known for singing romantic songs to women, but I can also be that guy talking about why you can't be the only girl for me.

I've had more paternity suits than casual suits.

Polygamy is needed to prevent a man from taking up a lover, which can cause health issues and rifts in the family and would lead him to live a lie, constantly deceiving his wife and children.

Some people cheat because they want to, because they can, because it gives them a thrill, or because they just can't do long-term relationships.

I believe all men that are desired by masses of women due to looks, drive, and character are all more than likely to be seeing multiple women (Rightfully so if they are single).

I'm monogamous from time to time, but I prefer polygamy and polyandry.

I love only one girl, one in every town.

It is ridiculous to think that you can spend your entire life with just one person. Three is about the right number. Yes, I imagine three husbands would do it?

The word "hedonistic" to me means pleasure above all else. My pleasure above all else.

Make love to every woman you meet; if you get five per cent of your outlay it's a good investment.

Selfishness does not mean only to do things for one's self. One may do things, affecting others, for his own pleasure and benefit. This is not immoral, but the highest of morality.

You can love more than one person at a time, and I don't give a damn what the self-help books say.

I had an occasional flash of understanding, but then got selfishly wrapped up again in my own problems and pleasures.

If you pursue the other woman, it's a losing situation and it's not good for your relationship or your marriage. If your marriage is open and you're allowed to, that's no good either. There's no way, really in the end, to be happy unless you get very lucky.

Donald Trump is a serial philanderer, by his own admission.

Some of us cannot be optimists, but all of us can be bigamists

I enjoyed my own nature to the fullest, and we all know there lies happiness, although, to soothe one another mutually, we occasionally pretend to condemn such joys as selfishness.