Dennis Rodman Quotes

As a comedian, I think we all look for those areas where the truth diverts from what people are saying. That's why politics is such a rich area for us, because politicians make promises, and they don't keep them, and when we point out the difference, we get the laugh.

Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain.

I would think a sense of the absurd is more important for a political cartoonist, because that could define things like a sense of hypocrisy or a sense of the things one has to be skeptical about.

Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize.

Barack Obama, foreign policy wizard. I just have to laugh.

Sarah Palin gave a speech in South Korea. Just what the Koreans needed: Two crazy dictators in fashionable lady's glasses.

We're fighting three wars now. Imagine how many we'd be fighting if President Obama hadn't won the Nobel Peace Prize.

Our problem with President Obama isn't that he's a bad person. By all accounts, he too is a good husband, and a good father - and thanks to lots of practice, a pretty good golfer.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

Condi Rice talks tough but she cannot be tough herself.

Secretary Powell and I agree on every single issue that has ever been before this administration except for those instances where Colin's still learning.

Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience stems mainly from having breakfast at the International House of Pancakes.

Satire is fascinating stuff. It's deadly serious, and when politics begin to break down, there is a drift towards satire, because it's the only thing that makes any sense.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

Diplomats make it their business to conceal the facts, and politicians violently denounce the politicians of other countries.

I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.

President Obama's record on national security is a tribute to his strength, and judgment, and to his preference for inclusion and partnership over partisanship.

Bad times for the Republic are great times for satire.

It seems ironic that the same convention which thinks Will Rogers is a clown thinks Huey Long is a statesman.

Dr. Kissinger is a man you can talk to.

If American lives must end, and American treasure be spilled, in countries we barely know, that is the price that change has demanded of conviction and of our enduring covenant.

Military action without political context is ineffective.

If you wanted to hear politics, you'd go to Henry Kissinger; you wouldn't go to hear Jackie Mason. The reason I speak about politics is because I know I can get a laugh out of it.

When I was defense minister, I was very popular, and now that I'm president, I'm unpopular because I'm trying to make peace. It's much easier to make war and get trophies.

When it comes to politics, comedians read between the lines and see hypocrisies and half-truths. And we report those things to regular people who go, 'I noticed that, too!' or 'You're right, that doesn't make sense!'