Dave Attell Quotes

I rant and rave about noise pollution.

Ring tones are just irritating, aren't they?

Chuse not an house neere an lnne (viz. for noise) or in a corner (for filth).

America is the noisiest country that ever existed. One is waked up in the morning, not by the singing of the nightingale, but by the steam whistle.

For the most sensitive among us the noise can be too much.

The idea of being stuck in a plane with dozens of people chatting over each other on their phones might feel like Dante's 10th circle of hell.

I hate, hate Times Square!

There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.

Quit shouting those rerun songs at me.

Street lights, dog-doo and parking meters are not my cup of tea.

Our children will not know what it is to be free from sound of railways.

I'm a trash can. I eat whatever makes me happy.

I feel that too much singing annoys people.

You can be watching the greatest film in the world, and if you hear your neighbor getting into a fight, you're at the window.

I wrote an essay about leaf blowers and the evil they do.

When I'm sleeping, if it gets in my face, sometimes it'll wake me up.

The less money you have the more likely you are to live close to polluted roads. Most of us cannot choose to move further away from a main road or add another 40 minutes to our commute so that we can live in a quiet, clean, leafy street.

New roads carve up the countryside, dispelling peace, creating a penumbra of noise, pollution and ugliness. Their effects spread for many miles.

The modern city consists of...dark, narrow streets full of gasoline fumes, coal dust, and toxic gasses, torn by the noise.

Loud ringing noises, I've discovered, upset Mr.Peepers.

Some newspapers dispose of their garbage by printing it.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

I don't like people that litter. If you don't throw a wrapper in the trashcan and you just toss it out on the ground I wanna take you and toss you into outer space.

The noise is greater then the nuts.

Stupid human voices always ruining everything.