Gena Showalter Quotes

Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.

My only rule about a joke is that it should be funny.

So Stephanie.. you wanna say let the bodies hit the floor... I would say... let the boobies hit the floor!

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

A joke's a very serious thing.

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

The hardest thing in the world to do is to have someone in a seat in a theater laughing so hard that they're making weird sounds.

You need to be silly to be funny.

I learned a long time ago from when I did 'Seinfeld' never to take anything seriously, and to be part of the joke is the best way to show what a good sport I was.

I do love jokes.

For me, humor is everything!

To me, comedy is a game.

I used to have this joke: 'Every hallway is a runway.'

The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.

I do love comedy, and when it's a comedy moment and you can make people laugh, of course it is wonderful.

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion.

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'

We do not take humor seriously enough.

Comedy is unique in the sense that laughter is a palpable noise that everyone makes.

If possible, be funny.

I wish I had the ability to crack wise, generally. You know, without getting punched. There's no way I could do it while getting beaten up. Definitely.

I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that.

Being funny is everything to me.

I'll do anything to get the laugh. I love it.