Maggie Stiefvater Quotes

You know me... I can't resist a good prank.

Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it... it feels real."

She's just playing a trick on us. This is just an Alaska Young Prank Extraordinaire. It's Alaska being Alaska, funny and playful and not knowing when or how to put on the brakes.

Wouldn't it be a helluva joke if all this were really burnt cork and you people were being tolerant for nuthin'?

I'll pick "I'm kidding" anytime over "I'm lying."

If there was a trick, there must be a trickster.

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.

Ulysses, obviously. It was an elaborate prank, and our supposed intellectual elite continue to fall for it.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.

Nothing is more common on earth than to deceive and be deceived.

The art of pleasing is the art of deception.

Personally, I just tease people a lot.

I have friends who are so sarcastic but I never view it as mean.

I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.

There are some frauds so well conducted that it would be stupidity not to be deceived by them.

I don't like magic - but I have been known to make guys disappear.

I thought I was funny as a kid. I used to play tricks on my brothers - I'd tie a two-shilling piece to a bit of cotton, then pull it away as they went to grab it.

Fake is as old as the Eden tree.

The world wants to be deceived.

A humbug!!

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish

Let us not foist this humbug on the world.