Patrick Rothfuss Quotes

I don't mean to be funny.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.

I love winding up Geoffrey Boycott.

Yeah, you're probably right," I admitted and slowly pulled myself out from underneath the covers. "You know, I really wish you'd catch onto the fact that I'm always right.

Oh no, Nick" Jaime said in tones of supremely unconvincing shock, "how could you? When my back was turned for one momement. And my food was so delicious.

So it’s still standing?” he managed to get out between his snickers. “I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?” Emmett howled with laughter.

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

Humor is probably the most significant characteristics of the human mind. Far more significant than reason. In fact, reason is actually a very cheap commodity.

Humor comes from the surprise release of some buried tension.

Sometimes a witticism has no truth behind it.

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

I'm not very funny!

I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.

I'm afraid they've left their legs at home.

For me, humor is everything!

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion.

We do not take humor seriously enough.

I think I am less of a prankster and more of a jokester.

If possible, be funny.

For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Being funny is everything to me.

Wit is the lowest form of humor.