George Carlin Quotes
Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room?
Carlin, George. Brain Droppings. Hyperion, 1997.
This is a variant of the anonymous political statement, “Where you stand, depends on where you sit”.
George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic, and author. Regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, he was dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians". He was known for his dark comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and taboo subjects. His "seven dirty words" routine was central to the 1978 United States Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to censor indecent material on the public airwaves.