Tom Smothers Quotes

Oh, I don't know, you know, don't you know?

I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.

I'm not sure exactly what Victor told Dr. Goldman, but I don't think he fully knew what was going on... I think he was really oblivious. I don't think he knew.

Don't ask me, I don't know

Things are opaque to us, and we are opaque to ourselves.

Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is.

We don't know our ass from a hole in the ground.

Each of us assumes everyone else knows what HE is doing. They all assume we know what WE are doing. We don't...Nothing is going on and nobody knows what it is. Nobody is concealing anything except the fact that he does not understand anything anymore and wishes he could go home.

I've never really known what glamour is.

To be honest everything goes over my head a bit.

Ambiguity in directors is a hard thing to deal with.

What does 'dating' mean? I don't know. I couldn't say.

I don't even like to use the word relationship. I don't know what it means.

Nobody knows anything.

Assume nobody else has any idea what they're doing, either.

As for relationships, I know nothing. I'm an idiot; I can't get it right.

Look, it's one of the great mysteries of the world, I cannot answer that question. I think I'm vaguely blonde. To be perfectly frank, I don't know.

For my part, it was Greek to me.

It's hard to talk about love because most of the time, we have no idea what we're talking about.

I'm always distressed by the supposedly bright people who don't know what they are.

I don't think I even understand the full meaning of athletics.

I don't really know about the art world.

I'm not sure I necessarily have explicit messages.

I don't know what an email is.