William Masters Quotes

It's always tough when you're fighting with your husband on the court.

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.

More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.

When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

When I was married, I definitely went through a lying period.

Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.

One fool at least in every married couple.

It is difficult for me to understand the tragic accounts of troubled marriages that come to me.

American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them.

Some situations are so hopeless when you look at them from the outside you say, Why are they still married?

The trouble with anyone when they're unhappy or in a relationship they recognize is not working but don't know what to do about is that they can't see farther out than that. If the relationship is not working, if what was there isn't there anymore, you have to do something about it.

A lot of books about marriage are about marriages falling apart.

It can be easy to let all sorts of things in your life slide, including your relationship.

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.

Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

Breakups usually don't happen down by the river with beautiful lighting. The moment you realize your relationship may be over might happen in Aisle 11 of Rite-Aid and the person you're with has disregarded your feelings and your needs by bringing you the wrong toothbrush again for the fourth time.

The biggest reason for divorce is marriage.

All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way - I had it out.

It seems to me that oftentimes in young relationships once there's a problem of some significance then it's almost like they're both racing for the dumper buzzer.

My wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!

Since you came back from summer break, our entire relationship is about fooling around. We never talk anymore, and I'm sick of feeling guilty for not ripping my clothes off and spreading my legs to prove I love you.

No marriage can stand up under the strain of incessant association.