Jasper Carrott Quotes

Mercury is a potent toxin that interferes with the human nervous system. Reducing this hazard will be a major public health breakthrough.

I'll give you a list of a hundred ways that I'm more likely to be injured than belting around a race track with people who know what they're doing. It's not a place where I feel I'm in unnecessary danger.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Mercury is a dangerous toxin. It needs to be reduced.

I do not climb really dangerous stuff.

The reason that people in the intellectual community argue that football is dangerous is because there's now a large swath of society that has no relationship to physicality or potential violence.

Now people need special costumes to ride bicycles. I mean, a helmet, what, are you an astronaut??

Don't be careful. You could hurt yourself.

If you see crazy coming, cross the street!

Right. That’s the end of the line for you tonight. You’re going home, I’m seeing you safe inside, and I’m going home to hide in a closet until this blows over. I suggest you do the same.

It’s, like, a safety bomb.” -Iggy

There are always dangers about. Therefore you must always keep your defences strong.

sleepin with strangers will have you waking with enemies!

It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.

Out of this nettle - danger - we pluck this flower - safety.

Useless as a pulled tooth.

When I was doing stunts, I had lots of cuts on my body because of the chain. Even though everybody took care of me, I still got hurt.

Hitchhiking, intrinsically, is sexual and dangerous. At the same time I never really felt scared. I was scared that nobody would pick me up and that I'd be waiting by the side of the road for a week.

I once stopped to pick up a girl, and then there was this creepy-looking guy standing behind the bushes waiting to jump out and get in, too. So I just quickly drove away.

Stay down, David. Stay down.

You show me something that doesn't cause cancer, and I'll show you something that isn't on the market yet.

The helmet has a special meaning for many drivers. How important is it to you? - It protects my head.

You cant be too careful on a skateboard.