Jason Sudeikis Quotes

I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.

If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you.

I just don't like people coming up to me and saying something. It immediately makes you become insincere. There is no way you can react to it sincerely.

Things can be funny when people are uneasy. It softens them up and stops them falling asleep on the sofa. I like those moments where people half-smile and half-wince.

I remember talking to someone early on after I was sober about how I suddenly felt awkward at parties. They said, 'Well, you're supposed to. Everyone feels awkward at parties.' It's an appropriate feeling to feel.

My forte is awkwardness.

The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.

I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

I remember certain people in the audience laughing and I wanted to ask: 'What are you laughing at? This isn't funny.' Now I realize that laughter can come from insecurity. They don't know how they should be feeling.

Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God.

You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else.

You can't be a casual observer of something humorous - you have to engage, you have to find it funny for the relationship between actor and audience to work.

My dad is afraid of my laugh.

Why anybody gets my sense of humor I never know, but I do know that when they do, I keep them as close as I possibly can.

If something awkward happens, laugh. I don't think I've ever dated a guy who couldn't laugh - even in bed, during intimate times.

Awkwardness is such a gold mine for comedy.

People usually want to show me their impression of me, which is always awkward.

We're all basically decent human beings so if 3,000 people are laughing at a joke then it's worth telling.

I have mild social anxiety to an extent where, when I'm talking to a new person, literally the only thing I can think in the back of my head is: 'What do I say when they're done talking?'

I hate dinner parties, you know, can't stand them. Friends don't bother inviting me any more, because they know I won't come. I could never think of anything to say between courses - it's a confidence thing, I suppose.

I'm not super easy to talk to a lot of the time. I'm just kind of weird.

I can get awkward. I am not the best person to break the ice.

I know how much embarrassment hurts, and I love it as a theme because you can keep digging a hole. It's just an endless well, embarrassment.

Kat didn't know what to say. It's good to see you too? Thanks for getting me kicked out? Is it possible you've gotten even hotter? I think I might have missed you?