Karl Pilkington Quotes

I like happiness, and when people try to destroy that, it winds me up.

I'm afraid of happy people. They're chemically unbalanced.

When you're unhappy, you tend to play up, don't you?

I get really frustrated if people don't smile.

If I am in a beautiful place, but I don't like the people, I am miserable.

When I'm in a bad mood, I don't listen.

When you're happy, and you're smiling people don't like that. That's why I smile all the time.

You don't want to watch a film for two hours that depresses you or makes you think so much it evokes a negative reaction.

If you don't mind being unhappy, what happens to the unhappiness?

Certain people, you just don't want to be around them.

I like to be as positive and as peaceful as possible, but reality says, you know, sometimes you get mad, sometimes you get antsy, sometimes you get aggravated.

I hate parties. I hate having to do things.

I don't see the point of grumpy people.

I very seldom look at wrestling magazines. Whenever I do, I get angry.

One thing about me is that I don't like to be sad all the time.

Certain things just rub me the wrong way.

We're a pretty emotional bunch. You know, someone doesn't say hello to you one day and you're like, 'I cannot believe the gall!'

Whenever one finds oneself inclined to bitterness, it is a sign of emotional failure.

The opposite of love is not hate. It is fear.

Oftentimes. when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.

It is almost as if happiness is an acquired taste, like coconut cordial or ceviche, to which you can eventually become accustomed, but despair is something surprising each time you encounter it.

Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.

You don't get depressed because bad things happen to you. That's getting pissed off and annoyed. That's reasonable. Someone hits you in the face you go ow, you know that's... but depression is something that happens like weather to you inside you.

right in this moment, I can´t even remember what unhappy feels like.

Unhappiness is the ultimate form of self-indulgence.