Chris Gethard Quotes

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

The only thing that makes me uncomfortable is when people that do drink, don't drink around me.

I didn't even drink in college.

I don't drink beer, and I don't drink at home.

Ireland sober is Ireland stiff.

The other guys drink, but they don't drink anywhere near what I used to. And I think they're slightly respectful of the fact that I'm off it, so it's not a problem.

I don't really like to drink. I don't like the way alcohol feels or tastes. On occasion I'll do it as a social thing, just to kind of go, 'Hey! I did something with you guys!'

As regards the use of wine, remember that we drink to quench thirst, and that the limit of moderation is reached when the edge of the intellect is dulled. A boy should be brought up to avoid wine…. Your own countrymen, like all northern peoples, are, I know, sore offenders in this matter of eating and drinking. But I count upon your own innate self-respect to preserve you from such bad example, and to enable you to despise the sneers and complaints of those around you.

I feel like if you wanna be sober and you can't handle being around someone who drinks, then don't do it.

I'm not no 'drink wine every day' kind of dude.

I'm not usually a drinker.

I'll never feel comfortable taking a strong drink, and I'll never feel easy smoking a cigarette. I just don't think those things are right for me.

And I have always told the patients when I talk to them. When they come around and say, 'What will you have to drink? Oh that's right you don't drink.' Just speak up and say, 'Of course I drink. But I just don't drink alcohol.'

If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.

I don't smoke and I don't drink alcohol.

We drink one another's health and spoil our own.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

I am not a member of any temperance society; but I am temperate, in this, that I don’t drink anything.

Drinking is the joy of the Russes. We cannot live without that pleasure

I don't drink.

I've never been drunk. I've never even had a beer.

I wasn't really an alcoholic, but I was losing control. I still go for a beer, but I drink a lot less.

I have a reputation for drinking a lot. Indeed, I drink quite much. However, I give it up when I wish to do so. I never, ever drink while on duty. The drinking is only for my pleasure. I do not remember neglecting my duties because of drinking even once.

I never had a drink at all till I was 38. I'm just not a drinker. I go days without drinking.

I have never been drunk in my life, and I don't expect I ever will be.