Jackie Mason Quotes

I've been to some of the most amazing cities in the world.

These days it's cool to be ethnic and to be different, but when I was a kid, it was not cool - at all. My friends would come over and my mom would make crepes with eggs, stuffed with mozzarella cheese, tomatoes and spinach. And they'd be like, 'What is this?'

I loved being in London. Always walking everywhere, always out and about and always at markets, walking around Brick Lane and Covent Garden and Soho.

It can be tough when you're on the road, but I think food is meant to be enjoyed, so whenever we go to a new place, we look for the specialty item there.

Travel is the most private of pleasures. There is no greater bore than the travel bore. We do not in the least want to hear what he has seen in Hong Kong.

I do quite like sightseeing. I like churches, museums, galleries and all that stuff. I love the smell of a church in Italy or the smell of an old greasy spoon somewhere. I like markets and little funny shops in the backstreets of Florence.

In Spain, there is a good deal to see but not much to eat.

I backpacked through France and Italy in my teens, and then I was at Cannes with the first movie I did in '84.

I've never dated a Jewish woman.

Usually, I come for film promotions or events, but I have so many fond memories of Delhi.

People who are visiting Long Island find it's very beautiful, and they are quick to try Long Island foods, wines and other products.

I miss roaming around the Basant Lok market, eating out, the Capital's wide roads.

Europe is one of the best travel destinations in the world.

There are lots of places I would love to go to in Europe and North America.

I loved Milan. I was there for six years and made my stories there.

If I'm trying to get you to travel by showing you the best places in the world to eat, I think enthusiasm goes a long way. Especially because I'm not a chef, I'm not an expert. I'm a tourist like you.

My favorite food city is wherever I happen to be eating. You know what they say, love the one you're with!

I was delighted with Baku. People said I was completely mad; I was so happy when it all turned out all right.

I've only been to Dublin once, and I had a great time. I got completely soaked because it was rainy.

When I went to Europe for the first time, I went to Paris and then to Venice. So after Paris, Venice was my first great European city, and it just blew me away.

Here in London, you can go for picnics and have a barbecue; you can go to a park and wear bare feet, much like New Zealand. But there's just so much buzz going on; you can be inspired by anything and everything. There's always something to do. Always.

I love travelling and exploring different places in India and around the world.

I travel a lot, but I'd love to go back to cities such as Paris, Las Vegas, New York, and London with my family. When I'm there touring with the band, I have to work, and it's no fun at all.

I love London. I love the variety, the entertainment, the restaurants and concerts. It's different from what we have in South America.

I want to travel all over India.