Adam Carolla Quotes


When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.


Citations

Carolla, Adam. In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks: And Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-Aged White Guy. Crown Archetype, 2010.

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Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla
  • Born: May 27, 1964
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Radio Personality, Television Presenter, Comedian, Actor, Author, Podcaster

Adam Carolla is an American radio personality, comedian, actor and podcaster. He hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the "most downloaded podcast" as judged by Guinness World Records in 2011.