Demetri Martin Quotes


When I was younger, I'd get very empirical with myself. "I have a hypothesis about myself. I'll put myself in a situation, see what happens, then I'll draw a conclusion based on the empirical evidence. Hypothesis: I can play basketball." So I'd try. "Conclusion: I cannot play basketball."


Citations

Comedy Central Presents: Demetri Martin. Directed by Zachary Halley, Comedy Central, 2004.

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Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
  • Born: May 25, 1973
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Demetri Evan Martin is an American comedian, actor, director, cartoonist and musician. He was a contributor on The Daily Show. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery, playing his guitar for jokes, and his satirical cartoons. He currently stars as Ice Bear in the Cartoon Network animated series We Bare Bears.