Carrot Top Quotes

About the best thing an actor can do when all is said and done is to make people laugh.

I was a standup comedian, which is kind of like writing and directing yourself.

I enjoy stand up so much because I take time off, and then I'll be excited to go back to it.

When I'm performing for 4,000, 5,000 people, it's a show. It's a rock n' roll concert.

I definitely enjoyed being in front of an audience, making people laugh, and telling stories, so when I realized I could do all three at the same time, that was it.

Stand-up is my favorite thing I've ever done. There's so much independence.

I love to work. I love doing standup.

Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.

I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.

I was the kid who liked making other people laugh, so maybe the comedy came before the acting.

My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.

When you're doing stand-up, you want to stand onstage and, to the extent that you can, uncomplicatedly entertain.

I gravitated toward stand-up because there's no overhead. I mean, literally, there's no overhead: Often, you're outdoors performing in front of groups of people.

Theo does comedy now, and he's traveling around the country doing comedy, and I actually just saw him, he's from Louisiana, and I just saw him when I went home to visit my family in Louisiana. I saw his comedy show and he was brilliant.

When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It really isn't hard unless you're not good at it. If you can do it, its really kind of fun and easy.

When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to go further than you probably would.

It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.

I'm ready to rock and roll.

I never thought I'd do comedy, ever, in a million years. I always thought comedy was just for fun - to me, the real stuff was the real dramatic stuff. Now I know it's all valuable. There's a real excitement, a good feeling when you can make people laugh.

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.

Comedy is my passion. I'm going to do this until I drop.

I'd like to do a bit of comedy.

I don't get on stage and give a social diatribe. I am a performer and an entertainer.

I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.

The whole idea of performing before an audience is fun and organic.