Henny Youngman Quotes
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
Topics
Health Care Costs
Medical Ethics
Medical Treatment
Medical
Financial Assistance
Insurance Coverage
Health, Healthcare & Medicine
Alternative Solutions
Diagnostic Imaging
Healthcare Fraud
Medical Negligence
Patient Advocacy
Professional Responsibility
Medical Corruption
Healthcare Corruption
Healthcare Abuse
Citations
Youngman, Henny. Take My Wife... Please!. Putnam, 1973.
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Henry "Henny" Youngman was an English-American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"; his best known one-liner being "Take my wife ... please".