Harry Redknapp Quotes

All my life, I've been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I've come is a bogey.

How about a little noise. How do you expect a man to putt?

I'm from Southern California, so I feel much more comfortable with a golf club in my hand than I do a weapon.

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

A perfectly straight shot with a big club is a fluke.

If ever I needed an eight foot putt, and everything I owned depended on it, I would want Arnold Palmer to putt for me.

This golf course, you miss a shot a little bit off-line, it's going to bite you.

If you've ever played golf, you know that you yell 'fore' off the tee. You're not threatening somebody; you're warning them: 'Look, don't get hit by the ball, it's coming.'

Whether you're driving it short or you drive it far, you got to be in the fairway because the rough's brutal, and if you get out of the rough into some of these bunkers, you can get some funky lies.

You can't pick up a golf club if your thumb hurts.

I wish someone had put a golf club in my hands, not skates on my feet. It is a really great game for business. It's a great game for making connections.

The par putts sometimes are bigger than the birdie putts.

Would I have done anything different? I might have put a golf club in my hand instead of a cue. I love watching those guys play. Every situation is different, everything - every shot - has to be so precise.

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.

That was a great game of golf, fellers.

I realize that's why we play golf, to hit the ball into the hole. But it is a strange feeling when you hit the shot and it actually goes in.

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course

The woods are full of long drivers.

I've always tried to play golf with a golf club. I have a hard time driving with my rifle. I mean, 18 is really narrow ... I have no problem with the course, except for the tee shot on 18.

Golf is the art of driving hard, avoiding the rough, surmounting traps and hazards, aiming straight, and arriving on the green at last, only to end up in a hole in the ground before your companions. The favored pastime of businessmen and their cronies, probably without a full appreciation of its metaphorical implications.

Golf: The most ... perfect expression of National Stupidity.

It was a morning when all nature shouted Fore! The breeze, as it blew gently up from the valley, seemed to bring a message of hope and cheer, whispering of chip shots holed and brassies landing squarely on the meat. The fairway, as yet unscarred by the irons of a hundred dubs, smiled greenly up at the azure sky.

[On golf:] One of the most distressing defects of civilization.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.