John Kerry Quotes

How about a little noise. How do you expect a man to putt?

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

Golf is fun - until you hit somebody in the head.

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

I didn't know much about golf growing up.

Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.

I've taken up golf in the past five or six years, and most of the time there aren't too many people out there that can drive a ball further than I can.

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

I've been around golf my whole life. My father did it all the time, and I resented him for it. But a couple years ago I picked up a golf club and I understood the physics of it. If anyone knows anything about golf, it's that once you hit a few shots, you'll become addicted.

In golf, it's almost impossible to be perfect on each shot; that's the fun and challenge of golf.

Golf is a better game played downhill.

Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

I think when I was about 12 or 13, my dad started taking me out to the local golf course, and that's the first time I ever hit a golf ball. I picked it up pretty quickly, just kind of monkey-see, monkey-do. But when I was 12, golf was so slow to me. For me, it was basketball, girls and music.

In fantasy land, I wish I could be a pro golfer. I love golf - the most frustratingly brilliant game on the planet.

Golf is not easy.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is a game of endless failure and frustration.

I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf.

In golf, 'close' is like the north and south rim of the Grand Canyon.

Actually, I'm a very good golfer.

Whenever I dream of playing a perfect round of golf, which I rarely do more than a dozen times a day, I picture myself on one of my favorite British Open-style links, and in particular the great courses of the west of Ireland, whose holes flow through naturally bunkered dunesland never far from the sight or sound of surf.

The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

I can't even pretend to play golf.