Anthony Jeselnik Quotes


When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle.


Citations

Jeselnik, Anthony. Shakespeare. Comedy Central Records, 2010.

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Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnik
  • Born: December 22, 1978
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Anthony Jeselnik is an American comedian, writer, actor, and producer. He is known for his dark comedy style, which emphasizes ironic misdirection, non sequiturs, biting insults, an arrogant demeanor, and a stage persona that frequently takes amoral stances.