Anthony Jeselnik Quotes
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle.
Topics
Inheritance
Funny
High School Graduates, High School Graduation
Mom
Brother
Emotional Decision
Family Decision
Family Influence
Family Opposition
Family Tragedy
Loss Aversion
Motorcycle Accident
Parental Decision
Parental Guidance
Personal Loss
Traumatic Experience
personal desire
Death Impact
Citations
Jeselnik, Anthony. Shakespeare. Comedy Central Records, 2010.
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Anthony Jeselnik is an American comedian, writer, actor, and producer. He is known for his dark comedy style, which emphasizes ironic misdirection, non sequiturs, biting insults, an arrogant demeanor, and a stage persona that frequently takes amoral stances.