I was concerned about being 40 and for my 40th birthday my wish was to go see Cher, and I got to meet her.
On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday.
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
Happy Birthday To Steph, You're a Hoe with Big Breasts, so take the Night off from Hooking... If ya Smell what The Rock's cooking!
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
"Happy birthday," he sighed, and leaned down to touch his lips to mine. I reached up on my toes to make the kiss last longer when he pulled away. He smiled my favorite crooked smile, and then he disappeared into the darkness.
I always wanted an older brother. That was my thing. My mom would be like, "What do you want for your birthday?" I'd be like, "I want an older brother."
I’m sorry I can’t do more. But happy birthday, Sadie.” He leaned forward and kissed me on the lips.
I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it.
Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!
So if anybody wants to get me something, get me 60 crabs - one for each year. I don't want no diamonds, I don't want no shoes, I don't want no party. I want some crabs.
When I look on my mantelpiece and see these cards wishing me a happy 100th birthday, I can't believe it.
On this day long ago, a child was born who, by age 30, would transform the world. Happy Birthday Isaac Newton b. Dec 25, 1642
If there's one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy's reserve.
Happy birthday,” she said. “And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.
Congratulations you're 18!... On a list of 20 people I'm going to kill.
I want to feel pampered and special on my birthday.
On Father's Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.
Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!
It is really a great feeling to win a World Cup on your birthday.
In just a few minutes, my son will have completed his first trip around the sun.
It was a big pleasure to play a Grand Slam match on my birthday.
The cake had a trick candle that wouldn't go out, so I didn't get my wish. Which was just that it would always be like this, that my life could be a party just for me.
I had a 'Cats' phase, where I did lots of overturned furniture and trash cans. I asked for a fog machine for my birthday.
I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went.
